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brb-nandoswith1d:

WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL, CENSORED

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groundbreaking discoveries at McGill

groundbreaking discoveries at McGill

niggaquisha:

p4ndorum:

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niggaquisha:

p4ndorum:

hi lasfjaslk

omfg i was just searching zac efron shirtless on google askldjfa

vodkacupcakes:

and lies he told.

vodkacupcakes:

and lies he told.

If you were mine, I’d kiss your ankles and neck and the tip of your nose. I’d bring you film canisters filled with love notes and interesting books and I’d send you texts with random facts whenever I discovered something new. I’d show up at your house at midnight with a pot of your favourite kind of tea and a blanket and tell you to come down so we could lie down on your lawn and look at the stars. I’d go into the city with you and throw away your map and search for someplace beautiful. I’d photograph you every day. I’d buy you baggy t-shirts and sing to you constantly. I’d give you your space if you wanted it, I’d make you mixes for every week we’d been together, I’d hold your hand underwater, and I’d love you until you asked me not to.

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick